Television I want

% A Baby Story
% Ruby
Sixteen and Pregnant*
Teen Mom*
% Engaged and Underage*
% High School Stories
% The Hills
% Jersey Shore
My Super Sweet Sixteen
% Sex... With Mom and Dad

Springer
Maury
Cops
How I met your mother
% Wings
King of Queens
$ Whos the Boss
% Charles in Charge
% Dinosaurs
% Alf
$ Saved By the Bell
% Taxi
% Perfect Strangers
% Family Affair
$ Family Ties
% Family Matters
% Diff'rent Strokes
$ Malcolm in the Middle
% The Monkees
% Growing Pains
% Step by Step
% Soap
% The Facts of Life
$ Beavis and Butthead
8 Simple Rules
$ Home Improvement
% Fresh Prince of Bel Air
% The Jeffersons
% The Odd Couple
% Good Times
$ That 70's Show
$ Roseanne
$ The Golden Girls
$ The Cosby Show
The Wonder Years
$ Will and Grace
% Threes Company
% Happy Days
% All in the Family
% Arrested Development
% Curb Your Enthusiasm
% Two and a Half Men
$ My Name is Earl
$ Everybody Loves Raymond
% 30 Rock
$ Everybody Hates Chris
% Help Me Help You
% Becker
% Lost
$ Fawlty Towers
$ Freaks and Geeks
$ The Young Ones
% Designing Women
% Night Court
% Silver Spoons
% Coach
% Reba
% Murphy Brown
% Charmed
% Dawsons Creek
$ Murder, She Wrote
% Psych
$ Just Shoot Me
% Ned and Stacey
$ Sabrina
% NewsRadio
% Spin City
% Quincy, M.E
% Monk
Numb3rs
$ Medium
% Californication
% Lie To Me
% Modern Family
% Brothers & Sisters
$ Cold Case
$ Without a Trace
% The New Adventures of Old Christine
% Big Bang Theory
% Dynasty
% Maude
$ Touched by an angel
% Hotel
% Criminal Minds
$ Muppet Babies
% The Good Wife
% Gary Unmarried
% Rules of Engagement
$ Unsolved Mysteries
$ Judging Amy
% Due South
% Northern Exposure
% Picket Fences
$ Twilight Zone
$ Little Britain
% Spaced
$ League of Gentlemen
% Marion and Geoff
% 15 Storeys High
% Green Wing
% Royle Family
% Yes Minister
% Bottom
$ Vicar of Dibley
Clarissa Explains it All
% Moesha
% One Foot in the Grave
Coupling
% Men Behaving Badly

Law and Order - all $$$
Letterman
Dr Phil
Oprah
Judge Judy
Divorce Court

$Brady Bunch
$Cheers
$Degrassi
$Dollhouse
$Family Guy
$Gilmore Girls
Gossip Girl
$House
$Punky Brewster
$Scrubs
$South Park
$Supernatural
$The Simpsons
$King of the hill
$ The Nanny
Being Erica
$ The Partridge Family
$ Married....with Children
$ Futurama

Cougartown
Ugly Betty
Greys Anatomy
Glee

$ Father Ted

How to Be People

Something I haven't quite grasped yet is how to be a Person. I read Super-mom blogs and they have all these great things they do with their kids and all these things they do with their husbands and places they go and they have Spaghetti Thursdays and a hut out on the creek and summer holidays interstate... and I am just an unemployed childless fairly much friendless throwback.
I have spent weeks watching The Brady Bunch, posting pointless forum replies, eating things I know I shouldn't, and looking for MTV reality TV videos online.
I've read some British magazines and made spaghetti and meatballs, and I started colouring a racy canvas with oil pastels... I've watched Cops and Greys Anatomy and developed an interest in Richard Dawkins, and I went out to dinner, dinner, dinner, lunch, dinner, and lunch, but thats all... for WEEKS.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAH.
I need work or education or something to aspire to. Even moving house and having to build a home from boxes would be brilliant right now.

Things I want to buy - or receive for my 21st.

A tablet with decent sensitivity and lots of features.
Meditation balls
dressmakers dummy
A flat grill.
A banquet frypan.
Mighty boosh
Flight of the Conchords
posters from the oatmeal
glorious shoes
an iPad
full house boxset
brady bunch on dvd
gilmore girls boxset
disney dvds
candles, incense, other witchy things! (not even entertaining the idea that witches exist. Theyre just PRETTY.)
a good camera
earrings - lots of them
bracelets and bangles
beautiful cushions - like my elephant
good pillows and doona
nice bedding
braces
pro teeth whitening
a snuggie
A terabyte